buzzer beater

The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.

Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out

Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.

by generalbone March 17, 2010

Asian Beaner

a person of Filipino decent. They are refered to as asian beaners because they have both asian and spanish roots, and many have spanish last names, just as most mexicans do.

dude jeffrey is such an asian beaner! I saw him reading anime and eating a burrito!

by Bussalikespd October 4, 2010

beater

1. An old cheap car.

2. A tank-top like undershirt that has vertical stripes.

3. Short for "beat her".

1. I drive an old beater.

2. My beater is so comfortable, I could wear it all the time.

3. I'm so mad I think I'm going to take off my shirt and beater. (this is a double pun because if the guy is wearing a beater under his shirt then he is in the act of beatingwearing a wife beater and he is also going to "beat her".)

by Klosterman6969 July 31, 2004

Bauer's Rule

Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.

Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.

Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?

Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!

by Jitboyforealdo May 30, 2010

huckle bearer

Huckle bearer is a nonexistent word that is claimed to have been used in the South to mean the same as 'pallbearer' during the 1800s. This is based on the claim that the term huckle referred to a coffin handle. This term was made up out of whole cloth by a 'historian' engaged in blatant speculation after the release of the movie Tombstone, where Doc Holliday, played by Val Kilmer, utters the famous line "I'm your huckleberry." The claim is that the real Doc Holliday said 'I'm your hucklebearer." Some also claim that this is the correct line from the movie. It is all complete nonsense. There is no evidence that this term ever existed.

"I'm your huckleberry" is a well-attested English idiom that was used during the 1800s and is still used in some parts of the South today. It probably does not come from Mark Twain's character Huckleberry Finn since it seems to have existed before the novel was published. It means "I'm your man" or "I'm the man for the job."

"Some people say that pallbearers were once called huckle bearers."

by Essential English April 21, 2022

woman beater

a man, usually larger than his significant other, who slaps, kicks, or physically torments his female partner

I heard Harley's ex boyfriend hit everyone he went out with. That Neta is such a woman beater!

by Sue See Anne May 15, 2009

Meat Beater

Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin

You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.

by Eratic Dreamer May 27, 2004