Dirty Beaner

While having sexual intercourse and stuffing ones penis up a girls ass, become forceful and start shoving baked beans down her throat. If done properly, she farts while you pump her ass.

Last night I gave Shirley a DIRTY BEANER. It was so bad, she shit on my dick when she farted.

by Drrty Bean September 28, 2006

garbanzo beaner

a person who is white or obviously not a beaner tries to act as such

that white person is posing as a gangster (meaning a "cool" mexican) he is a garbanzo beaner

by AntiConnor January 13, 2008

beanerita

Diminuitive, feminine form of beaner. A derogatory term for a female hispanic immigrant to the United States. Derived from the Spanish word "seniorita".

Have you seen Dave's new girlfriend, Juanita the beanerita?

by Kid Dynamo April 27, 2006

beanerbanger

A girl of any race but hispanic/latina/mexican/beaner etc etc etc who is fucking a hispanic/latina/mexican/beaner etc etc etc.

Girl A: Hey did you hear about Nicole? She's a beanerbanger!

Girl B: damn that's fun to say beanerbanger beanerbanger

-Both A and B chant-

by Julia Nash July 20, 2009

Pro Beaner

A beaner that is able to steal anything without being caught. They also can do all of the jobs normal beaners do, however they are much better than average beaners. They are illegal immigrants from Mexico, but they are never caught.

My ipod, cellphone, car, house keys, computer, porn magazines, dildo, and vibrater were stolen by a pro beaner in one minute.

by ProBeaner March 14, 2007

beaners

Marijuana seeds. Also called beans.

"It smells like there's a big ol' beaner burning in that joint."

"I bought this cheap bag of weed but it is full of beaners."

"Did you clean out all the beans before you packed that pipe?"

by Gordie Howe September 24, 2008

beaner

The seeds from a marijuana plant.

Damn, this weed has lots of beaners in it

by Nathan Carrier October 20, 2006