batastic

a male who is highly sexually appelaling, but has geek-like hobbies and habits.

Emily: "Wow, Corina, your new boyfriend sure is batastic."

Corina: "That's the way I like 'em."

by Braddmore Ulrrsson October 9, 2008

bartsfa

Group of three,one footman, one queen, and one pleasant (note the L). touring, usually, don't cha know. Difficult to get hold of, established in roehampton, October 2008 ORIS A JEW

HAPPY CHANIKA AND BARTSFA!!!!

by pleasant footman April 19, 2009

BATMS

Bad Ass T-Mac Story. Usually involves getting blackout drunk and doing something really stupid. The infamous Chicago story is the ultimate BATMS.

BATMS:

T-Mac: Dude, I got so fucking wasted last night that I punched a child in the face and jumped out the window of a 6 story building. It was awesome.

by chillbrotle November 8, 2010

Bantsplan

A word used mostly by guardian newspaper readers in an attempt to add unnecessary optimism to an evenings agenda.

A: Pints later in the Ouseburn mate?
B: What's the bantsplan!?
A: That is the plan.....

by unamused259 November 20, 2013

bates

can be used as either a noun or adjective, usually meaning someone who eats plastic and is subject to extreme homosexuality, likes lawn tractors and is the king of nig rigging

"Dude quit pullin a bates"
"Dude ur such a bates, get your hand out of my pants"

by Andy Colabella April 10, 2007

Batista

See definition for the word "steroids".

That Batista, he uses steroids.

by bastion booger August 25, 2005

bates

British slang

Being on ones-own. Shorter form of playground jibe 'Billy Bates, got no mates'. Referring to some imaginary character 'Billy Bates', who is too sad to have any friends.

Can refer to ones-self as 'being on my bates'. In other regions is just referred to as being 'Billy No Mates'

Example1: Look at Malcolm is playing on his own, arrrr, he's Billy Bates, got no mates!

Example2: I'll order a pizza tonight, I'm on my bates.

by BaiChocTuDou October 18, 2012