Relegation Battle

The process upon which a former champion or champies is dumped to the heap of forgotten losers.

e.g. I cant believe he is involved in a relegation battle. Pathetic, he should rather keep to himself.

by casman07 September 12, 2016

toughest battles

Something that you can win so easily.

Come on man! Stop giving me toughest battles!

by Sosku10 August 21, 2021

battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.

They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.

by 'ole dirty bastard January 15, 2008

Battle Tubby

A younger child around 7 or 8 who is slightly over weight and flails his arms in an attempt to hit you when angry.

My friends younger brother was a battle tubby the other day when i wouldnt let him watch me play video games.

by jake4life July 23, 2012

coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.

“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”

by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021

laptop battle

When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.

John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.

by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 2, 2018

Battle of Whales

$am murphy called on the Whales of the ocean and destroyed half of America and drank all of the water in africa.

Did you study for the Battle of Whales test

by Kevin GoGoGo February 26, 2019