troll batter

The ejaculate of a master online troll.

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!

by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Batter

A girl/boy that cakes their face in make up so much that they look like an accrual clown.

The word is very versatile in a sentence, e.g “her face is bare batter”, “she’s such a batter”, “he’s battered”

by Stinkerbellfairy August 02, 2020

Batter

A mixture of a good natter with some great banter too.

Can’t wait to meet up and have a good old batter.

by Mischief Kirwan March 02, 2021

Batters

Midland definition for chip bits left in fryer that can be bought for on top of chips yum yum

Batters are bostin ar kid

by Clampit3 October 27, 2023

batter

when two minecraft characters break blokes and one is breaking a better block then the other which make him "batter" then the other

this guy is batter then this other guy

by lafa September 05, 2023

Batter biting

Someone who deep fries cock and nibbles the batter

"Last night your mum was batter biting me"

by Craig Bennett October 04, 2006