bagel hole

The hole of a bagel that is licked by people like extra cream cheese on their bagels. Bagel holes come in all different sizes and each size reflects how a person can lick the bagel hole. Sometimes a bagel hole is used to describe a person who gets licked by other people or someone who is a total loser.

your such a bagel hole, hey i would love to lick her bagel hole, your such a bagel hole whore, can i put some cream cheese in your bagel hole?, sometimes i like to put extra cream cheese in my bagel hole so that when i eat the bagel and the cream cheese gets squeezed into the bagel hole i can lick it out

by the real bagel April 14, 2011

Bagel burn

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick

Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling

by Yennadouble$ June 7, 2018

Moldy Bagel

Giving oral to a woman with a vaginal infection.

Did you hear Cody gave moldy bagel last night??!

Yeah, I hear he loved it.

by grooss December 18, 2010

Tower of Babel

-noun
The act of standing on a stack of bibles during coitus in the standing position because one of the participants is too short.

“I was gonna fuck this midget in a church, but there weren't enough bibles for a Tower of Babel.”

by bananafish3 July 11, 2010

batels golub method

Batels-Golub Method similar to Simplex Method of linear progrming

LU Decomposition of the matrix

by val July 19, 2004

Babeller

Someone who witters on about nothing, or tries to sound smart but always fails- Pronounced- Bab-ell-er. Also babeling can be used.

john: Oh yes i have the new 2 series 5 speed quad bike
Yourself: Shut the fuck up you babeller

by Dj_Batty February 13, 2007

bagelchip

Something you call someone in a very loud and angry voice when you cant think of a profanity.

She angrily shouted, BAGELCHIP! in frustration as the car backout out in front of her.

by Linkyblank April 20, 2008