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Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.
My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!
by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022
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Andrew Washington

He is literally the goat. Jesus Christ to be exact and has the best music taste. The hoes love him.
Girl 1: omg that’s Andrew Washington. Girl 2: omg he’s so delicious.
by That1guyov3rthere September 19, 2019
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Barrington

(Bah-ring-ton)(usually with an aristocratic accent and an accompanying eyeroll) a town in Illinois populated by an abnormally large amount of rich people who lack social skills to realize others don't have the same wealth and priveledges. Many people there gossip and stab you in the back, more than you would typically expect in a high school. 5 suicides have occurred in the past 2 years.
"Since the economy tanked, I can only go to Italy for 1 week this year! Boo hoo!"

"I've never been out of the country before..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, you must not live in Barrington."
by TransplantedAgain August 20, 2009
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University of Washington

The hottest college on the planet. Where the Huskies roam in Romarville. Where you go if you want to be smart as well as sexy. Home of the purple and gold. So if you see someone sportin it they're probably smarter, sexier, better, and more important than you.
"Look at that Wazzu grad. bag that UW's grad's groceries. Must be cougin it."
by Ben Davis March 10, 2005
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Stunker T. Washington

The act of participating in anal sex, getting fecal matter on your testicles, then T-Bagging someone.
I was sticking some ho in the ass last night, and that bitch decided to crank a deuce and give me a nasty case of the shit-dick. I was so angry that I gave her the Stunker T. Washington then busted a nut in her eye.
by Maximum Chesty February 26, 2008
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14th and washington

I got home late and sore from a long night on 14th and washington
by hehe July 3, 2003
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Spokane, Washington USA

Spokane, Wa is located 300 miles east of Seattle, and 25 miles west of the Idaho state line. Also know as Spokangeles, Spokompton, or Spookaloo. Spokane has made National headlines over the last few years, due to its crooked cops. Police shootings of innocent citizens on the streets of Spokane have been on the rise over the last three years, and someone is shot cold blooded on an average of every 6 months.
Spokane, consists of a population of around 200,000 people. It has the poorest district in the State of Washington known as Hillyard. The city consists of more Potholes than people. The average median income is just over 30k a year, and the people who are making this kind of money are in the top 33% of the populaton. The other 66% are either unemployed, homeless, or work for around $10 an hour or less. Driving in Spokane may be were the definition of "road rage" was born. Picture yourself driving in a city that is locked into a "Sunday Afternoon Drive" mentality all day, every day, and you will get the picture of what it is like to drive in Spokane. Spokane is stuck in the 80's, and it's not uncommon to see a dude in his 50's rolling around town on a bmx bike, sporting a mullet and acid washed jeans, listening to Whitesnake. Spokane consists of 90% White population and the other 10% Black and other race. Spokane has one of the worst gang problems in America per capita. On the good side, Spokane has one of the largest downtown Wi-fi hot spots, which covers most of the downtown area. The climate usually brings a considerable amount of snow in the winter and has 6 ski resorts within 2 hours of the city. The summers are dry and outdoor recreation is plentiful. Real Estate and Rentals are affordable, and the air is still fresh! Spokane, Washington USA is no longer accepting people moving in from out of state. The city is Full!
by SpokaneSucks March 14, 2011
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