CAPS ATTACK

What you get when you IM someone after a day of writing stored procedures in SQL.

-HEY DUDE WHATS'UP?
-Why are you yelling?
-Oops sorry I was programming in SQL earlier and got caps attacked.

by d3ly51d October 15, 2010

Whack Attack

A Whack Attack is when someone or something causes you frustration, mystifies you, disrupts your train of thought or simply makes you want to freak out.

Your stupidity gives me whack attacks.

by Charlotte February 9, 2005

Emo Attack

Emo Attack is when a person confronts/whines to you about feelings. The person attacking does'nt need to be emo.

-"You've changed..."
-"i have..?:o like what? Apperance?"
-"I could'nt give a fuck about looks!! Think I'm friends with you just because of that??!?!
-"eh... Whats wrong?" (wtf crazy bitch:S)
-"Are you completely IDIOT?!?! I totally lost all my respect for you! How can you continue with that girl after what shes done! Dont whine to me about it, because i dont care anymore!"
-"fine....*cough* loser"

-Classical emo attack, i couldnt care less.

by Scented October 22, 2007

russian attack

The unexpected, sometimes(though not often)accidental, intrusion into the "wrong hole". Often occurs in the heat of the moment, and can be catastrophic to a relationship, especially if no lubrication is involved.

"Yeah I gave that chick a russian attack last night, it was funny as hell....but I'm not to sure she was happy"

by Mingus January 6, 2008

Heart Attack

A sandwich containing extremely fatty food eg a bun with bacon/sausage/egg/haggis all deep fried.

Can you get me a heart attack for my lunch?

by Ricardo May 19, 2005

Shark Attack

A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".

"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."

by Riley F. October 14, 2008

McHeart Attack

A heart attacked caused by high body-fat content, specifically obtained by frivolously eating too much fast food.

Mama Cass died from a McHeart Attack

by Flora January 14, 2004