bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.

My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!

by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013

Bat-Fap

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended

"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"

by Predominate June 10, 2015

Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

The Bat Signal

A sex move move where the male ejaculates on the lamp shade of his sexual partner, with or without their knowledge. Henceforth, every time they turn on the lamp, the 'bat signal' will be projected on to a wall or ceiling.

I did The Bat Signal at this girls house last night. Because I'm the hero she deserves, but not the one she needs right now. So she can hunt me whenever she turns on a lamp. Because I can take it. Because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. The dark knight.

by M T Hammer June 14, 2018

bat food

Bat Food is cocaine - source Wales mid 90’s depicted in the film Twin Town

He is bat shit crazy -must have been on the Bat Food

by Madrid69 August 11, 2018

batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!

by Go55y April 19, 2018

cave bat

Giant boogers that build up in your nose, typically when it's very dry, or the person is sick or dehydrated.

Man, I woke up in Reno with a wicked hangover; had some giant cave bats that morning.

by LazyEyeLarry July 2, 2017