bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.

My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!

by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013

The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.

The baseball bat hurts very much.

by Bdhdid88dd April 7, 2020

Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

mast batting

Masturbating.

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.

by drum solo March 30, 2009

Bat Fap

A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.

1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.

by Soggy sack November 11, 2017

bat's nest

name for a woman's privates who may not have sex or get action very often...think about opening up a door to an old, abandoned house and bats fly out...

Guy 1: "I was excited to finally kick it with Stacey last night, but she had no clue what she was doing..."

Guy 2: "It looks like you stumbled on her bat's nest"

by say_it_aint_so July 26, 2009

bat food

Bat Food is cocaine - source Wales mid 90’s depicted in the film Twin Town

He is bat shit crazy -must have been on the Bat Food

by Madrid69 August 11, 2018