He’s the biggest eshay of all time. His penis is bigger than your step dad. Ask any laddies and they will say “Archie is so cute”. He also is very skilled at every sport.
by Eshay king May 16, 2021
Get the Archiemug. by I_poop_out_birb_memes November 27, 2019
Get the An Archie birdmug. 
Long penis used for penetrating harshly into pussy usually cause major problems after penetrating eg: bleeding
by Archie long penis November 22, 2021
Get the Archiemug. Always lad that is no taller than 5'5 he is always super angry and feisty always getting angry over the small things like playful insults. He always gets the same haircuts never daring to change even though he "try's to change it". And i think they dont poo
Person 1: you see that bloke why is he so angry
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
by i will eat lincolns toes November 25, 2024
Get the archie tinkermug.