Amish Oven

When you shit the bed and pull the covers over your partners head.

I was laying in bed with my girlfriend after using a suppository. After my bowels let loose, I gave her an Amish Oven.

by June2010 October 9, 2018

Amish Fathers Grip

An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.

"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"

" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"

" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"

by DemonSemen 3-141 June 21, 2019

Amish

A group of religious people that believe touching any piece of modern technology will result in them going to hell. They live in cabins with and raise crops and animals because they believe that feeding and washing animals on a daily basis is easier than going to a local supermarket to buy food needed for the next two weeks.

Amish Mom: Don't wash your hands after you take a shit because that is unsanitary and you will go to hell.
4-year-old in suspenders: Yes Mother, I also just got back from washing the pigs after they rolled around in the mud.

by Logic Defined November 9, 2019

Adithya

He gives you answers very subtly and he hates when you act dumb :)

1:Hey what's the answer for 1?
Adithya: 8
1: What?
Adithya: Bruv are you mad, you dumb or something?!?!? I feel bad for you dummies like you.

by Phineas#1366 September 28, 2020

Alith

Alith is a person who is great at making friends and loves to spend time with them. They are outgoing, very artistic, and can easily be made sad. They feel like they aren't beautiful sometimes but trust me they are.

I don't know how to put Alith in a sentence lol.

by Corgs^w^ May 19, 2021

Amish Missile

When an Amish person jumps off of a high platform with the intent of hitting one or more persons/animals/items.

The cows were taken out by the Amish Missile.

The US (United Sharecroppers) almost started WWIII (Whey War III) after the Amish Missile Crisis.

by Storm Smurf April 28, 2011

Amish

White people who suck with anything technological.

Kevin and Rob are so Amish. Rob thinks he's black though.

by 1337 Man (Now With Cape!) April 29, 2004