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Alison is one unique, stunning, sexy and inspiring woman that has more layers to her personality and interest akin to An onion. With more flavors of personality, style and emotion than a bucket of “Bertie Botts every flavor beans” from Harry Potter. Each single flavor of Alison is a treasure to behold in its own right. It can bring a smile or a tear, a laugh or a howl. Strong willed yet fragile at heart. A racing heart or a smack of surprise. Strong but also very fragile. Elegant and casual. Kind yet ruthless. Fiery as well as gentle. Hard as well as soft. Determined as well as at times lazy. Deep to the core and light and breezy. Tough yet kind. Explosive yet patient. Glamorous and homely. Sassy and motherly. Childlike playfulness and grandmotherly potteringness...
Beautiful though in every single way imaginable.
Every single day is an adventure with Alison for her husband and her children.
The only limits and fears she has are the ones she was told to have.... The world and sky is the limit for her talent, her humor and her love.
She works hard and likes do things right and as best she can. Somewhat of a perfectionist and rigid at times but knows when to let hair down and drop moves on a dance floor that certainly attract attention. A headbanger at a rock concert and a silent painter in her own bubble.
Alison is the most wonderful being in the world and to love all the flavors she brings is what is the most rewarding thing in the planet to know and love.
Beautiful though in every single way imaginable.
Every single day is an adventure with Alison for her husband and her children.
The only limits and fears she has are the ones she was told to have.... The world and sky is the limit for her talent, her humor and her love.
She works hard and likes do things right and as best she can. Somewhat of a perfectionist and rigid at times but knows when to let hair down and drop moves on a dance floor that certainly attract attention. A headbanger at a rock concert and a silent painter in her own bubble.
Alison is the most wonderful being in the world and to love all the flavors she brings is what is the most rewarding thing in the planet to know and love.
Alison is amazing
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2. A feline, swung by the tail will create a Warble sound similar to the siren from an ambulance.
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2. A feline, swung by the tail will create a Warble sound similar to the siren from an ambulance.
3. An angry cat in a moving vehicle often sounds like a siren.
An Amish buggy had stopped to look at the free kittens and ended up taking mother Cat and all home. They had to hold the mother cat tightly to keep it in the buggy and its howling sounded like the Amish had a Siren. It was an Amish Siren.
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1. Thats such an amasorasim kind of look!
Can also be used in the form "amsorastic" : That book was amasorastic!
Can also be used in the form "amsorastic" : That book was amasorastic!
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