An adult diaper kind of night 

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants

Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.

An adult diaper kind of night by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020

Disney Adult

A millennial adult, with or without kids, that can't stop talking about Disney, including the movies and the parks. Even if they do have kids, they're still way more obsessed with it that their kids ever would be. They probably engage in casual "Disneybounding" and visit the theme parks at least once a year. They are obsessed with everything Disney and probably have a Mickey Mouse bumper sticker and/or tattoo. One of the most terrifyingly intense people you'll ever encounter.

That Disney Adult over there won't shut up about theme park trivia

Disney Adult by annababechase January 28, 2021

im an adult 

a phrase usually said by parents as an excuse for hypocrisy.

mother : sweetie its time for you to go to bed give me your phone
15yr old : how come you get to be on your phone all day
mother : because im an adult

im an adult by DjDorian1 November 6, 2017

an adult 

An adult is when you're an, uh, well it's when you think you're a big boy, but really you're just a child in grown person's body and you hate your job and the other person that lives in your house.

"I hate my life, I want to die," says an adult.

an adult by King Bob IV April 28, 2017

disposable plastic adult toliets 

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.

Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!

disposable plastic adult toliets by Telephony August 28, 2014

adolescent adult 

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.

Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.

adolescent adult by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

baby adult 

An 18-20 year old human.

Mom: "Happy Birthday, son! You're 18 years old today, wow!"
Son: "Thanks, Mom. Yup, I'm an ADULT now! Legally I can do whatever I want and you can't ground me."
Mom: laughs "Adult? You're a BABY adult."

baby adult by Princess Butterfly June 26, 2017