Douche accessories

Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.

*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.

Dan: "Holy shit, Rob. Is Steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"

by andrew hoogelfloogel October 22, 2014

If you accept the definition of a word is some letters surronded by a gap

then xnopyt, aaaaaaajjjjjjjjjj, and hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblbwhitoo'ap are all words, despite being pretty much meaningless

If you accept the definition of a word is some letters surronded by a gap then xnopyt, aaaaaaajjjjjjjjjj, and hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblbwhitoo'ap are all words, despite being pretty much meaningless

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong October 11, 2021

Accessible

A quality of a person who trusts everyone and is easy to meet and build a relationship with. Sometimes the person is accessible because of their stupidity.

"There is something about her that is just so accessible"

by Mr Fuji August 19, 2008

british accent

not many people in england have that horrible upperclass accent thats just stupid hollywood producers for you making movies who dont know shiyte. who want shooting may I add, , theres loads of accents in england, some sound irish like the geordies and the scousers, why Iye man, gooin up toon ferra pint, some have the same accent as austrailiens like the south staffordshire and the black countray "g'day a yo orighte aer kid" "doe they, yo aye am ya" arrr, dyo wanna canabea aer kid, thats where strife comes from, some people have that cockney accent where they never pronouce their R's alwighyte mayte, ow it gahn geeza, some accents over pronounce their RRs like the west country and cornwall, where the farmers say OGHHH ARRR in a deep voice, or like the pirates of penzance did iye ye be warrrned. this is why the former colonies have so much accented diversity between each other because they all descend from difrent areas of britain.

theres no british accent as such and it all depends on your class and back gound and where ya come in england which determines the way yo spayke, some southern english people look down on black country accents the most because of how broad it is! doe they

by bute October 10, 2005

acceptance

What the authors of most of the definitions for school, homework, DDR, and parents need to learn.

People can't just accept school and homework. They're there so you can get a good, high-paying job. Not drug dealing, not a McDonald's cashier, not prostitution.

by dj gs68 October 23, 2003

The God of Acceleration

When God not only showers His blessing on your life but speeds it up, by making things happen that you could not make happen with your own intelligence and effort—when you witness breakthroughs in your relationships, finances, promotions, and health at such a speed that would make your head swim and turn heads.

The God of acceleration shows that He doesn’t operate according to our human’s natural timeline—what would normally take us years to achieve, He could just do it in the twinkle of an eye.

by MathPlus November 29, 2020

Accent

One of the features that make an Irishman sexy, among many others.

Every time I hear an Irishman's accent I feel an irresistible urge to to get inside his pants!

by zanipa January 19, 2009