Ysleta accent

The way students at Ysleta High School in El Paso, TX speak, usually with a strong Mexican accent and the misuse of grammar in their sentences.

"ey my car dident want to started in the morning" "Omg, you have such a big Ysleta accent".

by Peachykiss April 22, 2010

borders accent

Accent found on the borders of the two main territories of the UK- England and Scotland. Whether the speaker is from either is irrelevant, the accent is the same. A cross between geordie and scottish accents.

Wyi mon! Mushi pess o' haggis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

American accent

For the limey idiot who said "colour" was originally spelled that way: look it up, dipshit. The "ou" dipthong originates from French, around the time of the Normans. The original spelling of "color" is "color," as are almost all Latinate/Grecian words (this discounts words of French origin, but most American spellings stick to French convention of using an "ou"). British dumbasses changed these words to make them appear more Latinate/Grecian by adding the u. Again, look it up, and look somewhere reputable, like a book. Noah Webster, an American dictionary writer, pushed for the American people to return to the correct, classic spelling of this and other words. He also pushed for the proper pronunciation of "schedule" as "skedule," as this is a Grecian word and all other Latinate/Grecian words with "sch" are pronounced "sk." Only Yiddish/Germanic "sch" words are pronounced "sh."

Furthermore, even British linguists state that most American accents (short of the accents which are closer to British accents, like East Coast accents) are closer to the "original" pronunciations of English. Strong vowels, rhoticism, and emphasis on syllables are all believed to be trademarks of Old and Middle English speakers.

And your talk about "y'all" shows how fucking stupid and ignorant you are. This is a Southern custom, you fucking idiot. And at least we don't call cigarettes "fags" you limey cocksucker.

American accent or British accent?: There is a reason Americans feel that British men sound like faggots....they fucking sound like faggots.

by 1776YouAllDied June 17, 2009

acceptance

taking it up the ass and liking it

i will practice acceptance

by reformedpug January 23, 2017

accelated reader

gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever

AR is a big load of shit

by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

accent whore

Girl who dates a guy because he has a sexy accent.
This attribute takes precedent over all other personal qualities
Usually upper class English or soft European.

What does Kristy see in that English guy?
Eh, she's just an accent whore

by StewieG wannabe August 4, 2009

windows accelerator

The perfect file name for hiding something from an idiot on their desktop.

"Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"

by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009