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50 facts about women

A stereotypical list of things women do. Girls can get offended by it, but it's for entertainment. As long as people don't actually believe everything that's written on it, then it's not a big deal. We say that all men care about is sex all the time, so as far as I'm concerned then they can stereotype us, too. It's only fair.
Karen was in a righteous fury after reading the 50 facts about women, until she realized that no one who matters actually believes it.
by MissTipper September 24, 2005
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Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it
by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011
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50 facts about men

A list which pretty much any woman on urban dictionary will click on and read to find more about us and our weaknesses,
either after or before she reads 50 facts about women.
Come on do you honestly think it's gonna be that easy to find what our weaknesses are simply by clicking 50 facts about men?
by oatmealeater October 14, 2011
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ain't about that life

You can't handle that lifestyle or don't fit into that lifestyle or with a group of people.
Tom:I'm going to the club all 6 nights this week and gettin crunk.
Craig:Man, you ain't about that life.
Me:Yeah, he's also not about that common sense either. Tom, do me a favor and do not go to any night clubs because you have no street smarts.
by LexO October 20, 2013
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Albuturkey

Main city of New Mexico, south of Bernadildo
Albuturkey is near the center of New Mexico.
by andy1 March 13, 2010
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I'll Think About It

The most rage inducing word your parents use when you ask for somthing you want but they don't care about so they put it off for later.
Kid - Hey dad can I go to Micheal's House

Dad - I'll think about it

*Crack*

Kid - Hey mom
by UnstoppableG05 May 26, 2018
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We Don’t Talk About Bruno

by Jdksowjenjfifodjfj February 13, 2022
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