ye wee nonce

An insult commonly said in a Scottish accent.

Oi shut up ye wee nonce.

by Manchester is shit December 1, 2017

Nonce nugget

Someone that inconceivably doesn’t determine his or her personality by continuing their persuit or being a life long knob.

“I talked to Ben yesterday he was such a nonce nugget.”

by jrice2401 August 18, 2018

Cryptographic nonce

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.

A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.

by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016

National Nonce day

May 1st , a day where all nonces and pedophiles alike gather to celebrate their join interest in kids.

Hey Tom , I heard your dads celebrating National Nonce day!

by Okbarry April 28, 2020

The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

by Accringtonia March 15, 2020

Smelly Bitch Nonce

A Smelly Bitch Nonce has a small penis and loves to suck toes

Joshua: Wow that kid Adam Griffiths is a fucktard!
Daniel:Yeah he's a Smelly Bitch Nonce.

by AdamGriffiths=Nonce November 5, 2020

Big Boned Nonce

Fat Pedophile

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce

by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017