Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.

I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.

by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 11, 2025

Nicola Morris

The definition of true beauty, I like you

Idk she(Nicola Morris) just beautiful and has a great personality, and I like her

by Ramsay 🥔 June 11, 2024

Abigail Morris

Cutest giraffe in the world and also the mouth of the south.

She’s an Abigail Morris.

by tallerthanmariana June 18, 2024

Morris' Law

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.

Morris' Law has overtaken Moore's law now that TSMC has no real competition.

by PD W April 8, 2025

Morrie

A Real gentleman and the best lover, a true gladiator in the bedroom, he loves to mix it up too making him a sexual god, he likes to mingle and party and is always the last to leave. A traveller who endears himself to visit as many countries as possible, the most monogamous of all males, he’ll adore you an fight to the death for you.

You’ll be sorry if you lose your Morrie

by Amanda phelps November 22, 2021

George Morris

This mother fucker a player!! He is that motherfucker that get all the bad bitches. You got to watch out for him though he fucks all the females and he charms the women with his eyes and jokes.

He is a George Morris.

by 444rob April 23, 2024

Claire Morris

A person that hungarians (botond) like

"viktor orban is a claire morris"

by wjjqjq November 29, 2021