Dirty Badger

To be a dirty fuker,

1. to perform the sex

2.not washing

3. have really elicit fantacies

dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger

man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off

by KevinMul February 9, 2010

Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

by DouG August 6, 2003

Vag Badger

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

by thevagbadger July 6, 2009

badgers den

1) A place where badgers live

2) A vaginal opening

Hmm I dont know whether this badgers den has been marauded by a hound recently but its a very beautiful mound isnt it?

by The Fondler March 30, 2007

badger song

A song that is about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.

the badger song is cool

by ass wiper November 14, 2007

Honey Badger

An animal that doesn't give a shit.
Considered the most fearless animal on earth.

Hey look, a house full of bees, you think the honey badger gives a shit? No it just wants its honey.

by Shortyman September 9, 2011

Badger-Wrestling

euphemism for the act of drunken vomiting, particularly when done in the garden or outside of an establishment where a social event is taking place. The phrase derives from the violent, often growling sounds, comparable to that of a woodland creature engaged in a fight that violent, alcohol-induced vomiting produce. The phrase can also be used to deny vomiting in which the person responsible may claim to have literally been wrestling badgers.

He downed a bottle of rum and spent the rest of the evening badger-wrestling in the azaleas...

"I was simply dealing with pest control and can totally handle my drink"

by James Preston December 26, 2008