Social media post: PSA- This is not the time to start home projects. Goin thru Starbucks Drive thru and noticed the Home Depot parking lot full. STAY AT HOME! WE ALL HAVE TO STAY HOME OR THIS ISN’T GOING TO WORK!!!
Response: There goes the Covid Police, preaching to everyone how to act as he’s getting his Frappuccino.
Response: There goes the Covid Police, preaching to everyone how to act as he’s getting his Frappuccino.
by TigerDan April 2, 2020
Get the Covid Policemug. A new virus that emerged in 2019. Transmission of Covid occurs mostly through news broadcasting. The virus settles in between the ears and affects rational thinking. Symptoms may include hyper-vigilant cleansing, distrust of friends and neighbors, and an overwhelming urge to give up basic human rights for the perception of safety. Individuals with larger vacuums between the ears are at higher risk.
by montag123 March 25, 2021
Get the Covid-19mug. The new "Thanks Obama". When something goes awry or wrong, we used to say "Thanks Obama", but now it is "due to COVID".
Hey why did you double your prices? We had to, due to COVID.
Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.
OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.
Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.
OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.
by Monkaypants December 6, 2020
Get the due to covidmug. Corona virus is a virus that makes people become Zombies and rush to the stores to buy toilet paper. the reason why people buy a lot of toilet paper is unknown some people even steal hand-sanitizer from the hospitals. When a diarrhea virus becomes a big thing people are gonna start buying nose spray like WTH.
by FranklyRabbit April 4, 2020
Get the Covid-19mug. "Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."
by CBinion91 April 7, 2020
Get the COVID-19mug. by Dickerson231 April 21, 2020
Get the The Covid 19mug. When health officials and academics were relieved and overjoyed to hear that Dr. Scott Atlas, US President Donald Trump's controversial special adviser on Covid-19, who was on a 130-day contract, had resigned—he rose to notoriety after questioning the need for masks and other measures to control the pandemic.
Besides casting doubt on the usefulness of masks, the president’s “Covid-130 health con-sultant” was against lockdowns and supported herd immunity as a strategy to contain the coronavirus outbreak.
by Covido December 12, 2020
Get the Covid-130mug.