A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
by lizard cuddles June 10, 2019
The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.
by PeterBoner September 27, 2018
Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.
Also known as a BD
This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.
A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.
A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
Also known as a BD
This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.
A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.
A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.
Dude2: Nice. Good times.
Dude2: Nice. Good times.
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