Sage smoked so much, that they felt zooted beyond belief and felt the need to express so because of how zooted they are
by B04TS-N-H035 May 22, 2022

Amanda: “Bro i’m fucking ZOOTED”
Friends: “What did you say ?”
Amanda: “ZOOTED like high as FUCK”
Friends: “ idk how but it makes sense”
Friends: “What did you say ?”
Amanda: “ZOOTED like high as FUCK”
Friends: “ idk how but it makes sense”
by AmAnDaeEneR October 31, 2019

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.
Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.
by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

A spliff/joint containing hash (hashish) and weed (bud). May also contain tobacco (baccy). Usually gets you fucked.
by YummyGrandpaJohn September 19, 2023

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!
Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!
Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!
by Bagel duster July 31, 2021

by yosuggababy April 24, 2018
