The feeling of sudden, uncontrollable enthusiasm that causes a person to flap their arms, shout incomprehensible phrases, or spin in a circle for no discernible reason. Commonly triggered by excessive joy, caffeine, or spotting a frog wearing a tiny hat.
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
by urmotherismine May 24, 2025
Get the zootedmug. by MrHe May 12, 2024
Get the Zootingmug. by Yaboimahammed77249/2 June 7, 2023
Get the zooted on the boochmug. by JdPham07 September 20, 2023
Get the Zootedmug. 'Fam you are actually Zooted'
Can also be changed to fit the tense 'Fam you're actually rooting right now' or 'Mans a fucking Zoot' (Man is a fucking idiot)
Can also be changed to fit the tense 'Fam you're actually rooting right now' or 'Mans a fucking Zoot' (Man is a fucking idiot)
by DracoOnMyBlock March 13, 2022
Get the Zootedmug. 
Zooted
R.I.P Mac miller
"High on ice/meth"
When a drug takes you to the bottom of the metaphorical pot
To the point where you reach the crossroads of life and death
Get zooted to often
It'll take your final breath
To all my dead brothers who lost there soul ,heart,life and teeth
I hope your in a better place when we finally meet
"I don't want nobody calling my momma saying they could have done more and her saying she'd do or give anything to have me back"
But y'all don't wanna face that fact ..
Everybody dies so don't let your life be in vain cause you kept slamming that shit in your veins
I love y'all stay safe .. Its a cold world when you live on the dark
So WALK IN THE LIGHT
R.I.P Mac miller
"High on ice/meth"
When a drug takes you to the bottom of the metaphorical pot
To the point where you reach the crossroads of life and death
Get zooted to often
It'll take your final breath
To all my dead brothers who lost there soul ,heart,life and teeth
I hope your in a better place when we finally meet
"I don't want nobody calling my momma saying they could have done more and her saying she'd do or give anything to have me back"
But y'all don't wanna face that fact ..
Everybody dies so don't let your life be in vain cause you kept slamming that shit in your veins
I love y'all stay safe .. Its a cold world when you live on the dark
So WALK IN THE LIGHT
by IG:purpleurkleshady March 7, 2022
Get the Zootedmug.