Yoinkers

Yoinkers (adjective, exclamation)

“Hey bro, mum fell down the stairs”
“Yoinkers!”
Or
“Dude. Our rare fish investments have pulled in that cash we needed!”
“Yoinkers”

by Young pork June 26, 2023

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

yoinkazoink

when someone takes something (yoink) and runs (zoink)

"Im going to yoinkazoink that carrot" He said.

by CrazyDAUUGHHH July 22, 2023

yonksy

used to describe someone who can commit tom foolish acts with no fear of consequence.

"Bro Andrew's actin alll yonksy screaming on the subway again"

by ziffyliffy32 July 31, 2023

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

Yoink

The act of sneakily stealing something fast from someone/something, with them knowing.

Francis: Look at my football! Cool, right?
Charles: Yoink!
Francis: Give that back!

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Yoinky Sploinky

A slang word for Vehicular Manslaughter.
Often used in GenZ Memes.

Ted: Dude I just did a Yoinky Sploinky down the road.
John: TED, WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST RUN OVER 2 CHILDREN?
Ted: yes...

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024