Yeet

Yeet is the most common Mating call for juvenile Asmonkeys. A species that has invaded North America beginning back in 2012.

I saw Darwin out Yeeting last night, he was looking real pathetic and desperate for a mate or even a friend.

by GreenbraIamUrFather October 10, 2018

yeartardedness

An affliction suffered by millions of people starting in January and lasting 2 to 3 weeks. Said afflicted unconciously write the dates on checks, forms, documents, etc. as the date from the previous year.

Bank Teller: "Sir, you wrote the date on your check as 1/3/2008. Its actually 1/3/2009."
Me: "Damn my yeartardedness!"

by weasel1969 January 13, 2009

Yeet

No one knows what it means. It's provocative; it gets the people going!

YEET!

by Domesideways June 4, 2016

Yeeten

People usually know what "yeet" means, it's yeet. And, everyone knows that vine "this bitch empty..YEET" so when you get yeeten somebody may yeet your item or something of yours. when you get yeeten u get yeeten. You either yeet or get yeeten bitches.

I was Yeeten on a Sunday morning on my way to church. God what?

by i love sam123 December 15, 2018

Yeet

To throw across a room or large area at high velocity. Can also be a word used to describe happiness or excitement. Used in many types of crazy, weird, or hilarious situations. Yeet is a very common word these days and often annoys the hecking crap out of your parents or family members.

Mom: We're going to the movies!
You: YEET!
-At the movies-
Mom: Oh I don't like that!
Random kid: YEET! *throws their drink at movie screen*
You: *high fives the random kid that yeeted their drink at the movie screen*

by kittycatloverforever22 March 16, 2019

Yeet your shortest friend day

go do this now

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing

by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019

Mega Yeet

The Mega Yeet is a more intense version of the normal Yeet. When something deserves more than a regular Yeet it turns into a Mega Yeet.

"This man just straight took yo phone out yo hand, posted some clownin shit on your snapchat, and then threw it against the wall! YOU GOT MEGA YEETED BOI"

by 5HTP BOI December 7, 2017