Wonged

To get absolutely shit-faced.

Man I got so wonged last night at the club, glad you guys weren't there, otherwise I'd be an emotional wreck.

by Xx_wo_e May 19, 2019

Caroline Wong

a girl with dyslexia and uses it for an excuse for being stupid. shes terrible at brawlhalla and is in love with many anime characters. she thinks shes funnier than she is and hates people who are too serious.

Friend 1: ugh caroline wong is so annoying.
Friend 2: ugh ikr !!

by impymimpy October 11, 2020

gwon wong

the name of the worlds most powerful democracy in the world.

hey man you ever seengwon wong
wtf is gwon wong
*evil face* heheh you dont know???? *amogus imposter faces* then you shall die!!!!!!! *teleports him to gwon wong* man explodes

by lord of gwon wong August 24, 2022

wong yuxin

the guy with absolutely no rizz and no life.

wong yuxin strangled me after I said ur mother is unlocked

by Jon Xinca April 19, 2023

Wing wong

Penis.

The wing wong is ready for entercourse.

by much overweight April 19, 2019

El Wong

El Wong refers to a spanish-speaking person bearing "Wong" as part of their name. This combination completely disrupts any other name the recipient had and makes them only be able to be called "El Wong" from the moment they are on a spanish-speaking country.

For added effect, one might call them "El pinchi Wong"

This alias also makes the person 80% cooler

Spanish guy: Wey apoco ese es el wong?
Guy: "El wong?" What do you mean?
Spanish guy: You don't know him? You haven't met al pinchi wong?
Guy: I guess not
Spanish guy: He's a chill lad, c'mon i'll introduce you to him

by Bilingualistic May 5, 2023

Wong-Tong Tigers

The Chinese basketball league that Ezekiel made up.

My lawyer said, "You need to stop playing for the Wong-Tong Tigers, and join the NBA again."

by the mohglester March 28, 2024