One Wipe Wonder

A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes

Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

Peanut Butter Wonder

When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.

Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.

by C_W November 2, 2007

one hit wonder

One who after talking one "hit" of marijuana is already high; someone who reacts very quickly to the effects of marijuana.

"do you see her? she's already messed up"
"yeah, she's a one hit wonder."

by Julieeeeeee September 19, 2007

Cave of Wonder

A mystical cave sometimes surround by a forest of hair. Inside the cave there is hidden treasure of gold. It is called the gold spot or the g-spot. But if you go to deep inside a monster will come out and ruin your life. Its called a Barbaric Abomination Bothering You also know as a B.A.B.Y.

Man 1- So what are you doing this weekend.

Man 2- I'm off to the Cave of Wonders.

Man 1- NO its to dangerous what if you disturb the monster.

Man 2- I LIVE FOR DANGER

ONE WEEKEND LATER

Man 1- How was the Cave of Wonders

Man 2- I have woken the monster.

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010

gutless wonder

A person who's courage is limited to gang attacks on individuals that are traditionally considered to be weak. They are noted for being able to talk a good fight but collapsing instantly the moment they are presented with a fair fight.

A gang of gutless wonders attacked a 90 year old man with pepper spray then kicked him repeatedly when he fell to the ground .

by Major Felix March 4, 2017

one dip wonder

means what it says . when a guy inserts his dick into a woman and puts it in once and cums, one dip wonder, dips it in only once

boy and girl are in bed about to have sex
girl : u gonna put it in yet
boy : yh its goin in now

before he has time to thrust he cums

girl : your fukin crap!!!!

girl tells all his mates about his one dip wonder

by MRBITCHOFTHEYEAR May 1, 2007

One Hole Wonder

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass you split the skin between her ass and cooch and she becomes a one hole wonder.

Dang, those 5 guys fucked alisha so hard in the ass they gave her a one hole wonder.

by turkeyyummay February 15, 2009