San Francisco garden hose

The act of pissing out the window of a moving car.
Fuck dude, I gotta piss but we're in the middle of nowhere and I don't wanna pull over.
It's fine man, just pull a San Francisco garden hose.
by Renguardo June 10, 2020
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Psycho Hose Beast

An manly beached-whale sized female or something of that sort, equipped with blowholes, penises, vaginas, and eats fetuses!
Whoa dude! I boinged a Psycho Hose Beast. Her 23 penises were slapping me on the face.
by Haywood Jeblomi November 17, 2003
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hosed down her buttons

To unleash the contents of your swinging plums over a female's breasts (nipples to be specific)
Smeaton, you still seeing that bird? Yes, I hosed down her buttons last night
by Horsing von Gam July 01, 2009
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Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*

Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.

Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off

The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Guy 2: Would you look at that

Guy3: What is it

Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist

Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.
Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.
by MereCat February 13, 2008
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African Fire Hose

When a large black man blows a load all over a small white female almost drowning her in semen usually in a some odd pornography.
-Did you hear about Jamal?

-No?

-He was almost finished with this white bitch so he took his dick out and African Fire Hosed her.
by Mawtin April 08, 2009
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Can't even kink a hose

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.
Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.
by Ali and Amanda July 29, 2010
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