wine trek

the act of imbibing large amounts of wine while watching hours upon hours of Star Trek

"Do you want to go out to the bars tonight?"

"No I'm feeling like an alchie nerd, I think I'm going to go home and go on a wicked wine trek"

by UltimateWineTrekker August 23, 2013

Wine sex

Slowly getting drunk but still no joy

She’s getting wine drunk but won’t suck my cock or have wine sex

by Whitelines84 October 27, 2018

Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.

by wenttothemoon December 06, 2019

wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.

by snickrdoodle January 07, 2010

Barefoot Wine

A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.

Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"

by bwg1940 March 25, 2021

Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 19, 2020

train wine

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.

"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"

by Pqrstuvwxyz September 03, 2015