Marcellus Thompson is a man with an abnormally large penis that owns a meme page on Instagram and has a cult of followers that will do what he commands
He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like fuckin god damn
He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like fuckin god damn
by NGMARSH November 22, 2021
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He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like damn
He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like damn
Person 1: “Omg who is that guy he’s so hot”
Person 2: “He’s such a Marcellus Thompson”
Person 1: “I know right”
Person 2: “He’s such a Marcellus Thompson”
Person 1: “I know right”
by NGMARSH November 22, 2021
Get the Marcellus Thompson mug.Troy Thompson is an elected Mayor for the city of Townsville, North Queensland, Australia. Troy won the Townsville Mayoral Election in March 2024 on the back of misinformation and lies he promoted about himself. Troy claimed to have served his country in the Army for 5 years when it was actually less than 3 years as a reservist. He claimed to be part of the Special Forces (SAS) but was only ever a cook. He advertised several university degrees but admitted to never actually completing those degrees. Troy drove a company with a 9 million dollar budget into the ground, but not before paying his ex-wife the sum of $35K and nothing to the workers as one of his last acts within that company.
Ben: "Gavin, you should have seen me last night. I picked up these five chick's who bought me dinner, threw money at me for drinks and got me drunk, then they all fingerd my bum, at the same time".
Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".
Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".
by Troy Thruth Thompson May 31, 2024
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When you take a skank home from the bar, and stick the largest hot dog you can find in her ass, then fill her vagina with ketchup, mustard, and relish… Voilá!!! You’ve given her the fat Thompson!!!
Yeah, I took this chick home from the bar, and gave her a FAT THOMPSON! Good thing I had some condiments!
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Get the Fat Thompson mug.He is literally a god. The best at everything, love, sex, etc. He is very caring and kind, even though he can be mean at times.
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