When the Cows Come Home

at some unspecified time in the future, perhaps never.

Raymond will repay all the money he owes. That will probably happen when the cows come home.

by Geraldinexxx January 12, 2012

when you when you

The act of knowing an idea, concept or abstract thought with utmost, absolute confidence. It is usually followed by a repetitive forward finger wag while raising your eyebrows in a lateral motion.

Little Arturo! Are you going to drink tonight? Alejandro.... When you when you!

by Carlos3leches March 10, 2017

“When did I ask”

When someone replies to something you say with “when did I ask” they are the definition of a flop Or alternatively a drop kick and cannot think of anything good to say so resort back to “when did I ask”

Bloke: yo I just found 10 bucks

Flop: when... “when did I ask”?
Bloke: you’re an actual flop

by Clapped76 April 28, 2020

When the Red Sox win a World Series

A slightly rude way of saying "never."

Boy: You wanna go ou with me?
Girl: When the Red Sox win a World Series.

by mezzogal August 28, 2012

When you think you made a meme

That feeling when you notice you made a meme, you become happy and then notice it sucks.

Person: hey! look at this meme I just made!
Other guy: wow that sucks
Person: oh wow… it really does
guy2: Wow you really thought you could made a meme
Narrator: when you think you made a meme

by That kid who didn't make a mem February 1, 2022

When in Rome

When in Rome you must live as the Romans do.

If you don't have any money then you can pay

with your body. (work hard)

if you're in an awkward situation try looking around

and copying everyone else so you don't look weird.

Do what you have to in order to make it through the day

When in Rome you must do as the Romans do.
If do don't know what to do during a big party
just do what everyone else is doing. Then you
should blend in and be ok.

by 12cesarini34 July 12, 2022

When'd

When + did, typical American talk.

Redneck 1: Ey Skeet, I got me one of those red tractors I been want'n.

Redneck 2: When'd ye get it pal?

by JELLYWAX July 14, 2011