sober wasted

to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)

*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted

by upthealley April 25, 2013

Western Band Association

An organization based mostly in Central and Southern California that organizes and oversees, competitions, parades, and concerts for high school bands.

See also: Southern California School Band and Orchestra Association and Bands of America

Our band is in the Western Band Association.

by Scot December 10, 2004

western grip handjob

a handjob that is given when the hand is upside down and the thumb is free to explore

My girlfriend just gave me a WESTERN GRIP HANDJOB

by bob moorhay March 16, 2009

wastedface

noun. being completely trashed to the point where you can tell just by looking at someone's face that they are close to blacking out.

I went to that party and got completely wastedface.

I plan on getting wastedface tonight.

by UD girl April 20, 2007

Western Dance

The simple yet elegant twitching-type dance maneuver performed when one finds out that they have been admitted into Western Washington University. It is performed by the dancer first blurting the word, "Western" one time. The dancer then begins twisting the hips sharply in a horizontal direction while rocking the shoulders from side to side, and keeping your hands completely straight (as in The Robot or a karate chop) close to one's chest and jerking them up and down. This dance normally calls for two people, doing the same dance face-to-face.

Person 1: "Dude, Brady just got into Western too!"
Person 2: "I know! I saw him over by the vending machines doin' the Western Dance."

Brady: "...western." (Dancing)

by bennedictus May 19, 2010

western sensitivity

The idealism commonly characteristic of of people living in the West, especially the western U.S. The inability to accept the gravity and reality of how the rest of the world lives.

"Ones' inability to comprehend & absolute offense to accept another persons cultural beliefs is an obvious sign of their western sensitivity."

"They suffer from western sensitivity, when observing someone living outside of their belief system, they lose their shit and try to force their ideals on them."

by shesuffocates December 1, 2011

TATTOO WASTED

THE ACT OF GETTING A REALLY NICE TATTOO

"I WANNA GET TATTOO WASTED!'

by ANDRES "ZOOTIE" MARTINEZ July 7, 2010