shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009

Pop Goes the Weasel

Historically a childhood game with a catchy little tune but the more au courant reference is to the band of gutless and treasonous weasels in the Trump Administration who are getting popped by their own greed, one by one.

Every night as I’m watching the news I can hear the familiar “Pop Goes the Weasel“ tune playing in my mental background.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

wetzel narb

a rookie; one who has not mastered the art of butt-hole eating-out; one who is said to practice this art by eating ketchup covered spinach out of a dogs anus hole.

after last nights performance, I can tell that man is a wetzel narb

by gorillaness11 May 14, 2009

Weasel-Lord

A great all-mighty weasel watching over us all the time. He is a bit perverted but it doesn't matter because he is almighty weasel lord!!!

Do not use the weasel-lord in vane!!

by Kromyan October 13, 2009

weasel fart

When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.

" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "

by Qwerty9001 October 5, 2016

spunk weasel

somebody who sucks so much at stuff.

"I just failed to put in a definion for spunk weasel cos I spelt it spunk weisel." "That is cos you are a spunk weasel at spelling."

by Daniel Baker December 13, 2008