Water The Ferns

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.

"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse

by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017

Chug water

A slang term for Whiskey.

Grant: Hey what’s going on with Mike? He’s totally wasted!
Connor: The man had too much of the Chug water!

by vdw17 November 12, 2017

Water Bottom

To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.

Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

burn water

to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water

"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."

by anonymous February 7, 2022

water bounce

When during the act of love-making the male or female urinates, ejecting the penis from the vaginal cavity.

Max while love-making Christine, water bounced himself right out of her pussy.

by nosaj-enitsirhc January 2, 2010

water

Liquid substance made famous by NOLF2.

NOLF2's water looks better than real-life!

by TGKF March 27, 2003

Instant water

Something that is the equivalent of snake oil, except it's obvious that the product is a scam.

It's instant water! Just add water.

by PlasmaFire3000 November 6, 2009