Wandering Hero

A wandering hero is a sexual deviant that explores uncharted vaginal crevices with his penis. A wandering hero prefers only the purest of virgins, but during desperate times, anyone will suffice. As part of the hero's code of conduct, he always treats the fair maiden with an expensive lobster dinner.

Jason: Hey man, I hear Andrew's been fucking every virgin on campus.

Oren: The wandering hero stands ever vigilant, delivering a hot-dicking to those in need.

by The Hungarian T-Bird December 6, 2011

Wakeling

1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.

2. The avatar of chaos.

3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.

1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!

2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!

3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.

by massiveness12 February 28, 2009

wanking charriot

someone's bed, a place where one would indulge in such an act

"that wee bastard's been lying in his wanking charriot all day!"

by Sean Morton November 17, 2006

watering the seed

The process of urinating inside the ass or vagina after ejaculating inside the receptive partner.

Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.

After Mike bred me he decided to finish by watering the seed.

by Blake Evans May 23, 2018

Wambering

Wambering is someone who's acting like an idiot because they are one

Damn bro that frilled is wambering again smh

by Cyrotic July 2, 2022

wandering hand

v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.

It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.

by pantsthemusical July 7, 2008

wanking

hitting a bong, or masturbating

hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 26, 2011