a man without a beard

a male without any facial hair that is a beard

gary wasnt a man without a beard because, for the very simple reason that he grew a beard when he was thirteen in order to plough into girls of his peer group however when he got to the age of 37 without having done any ploughing he realised he was a loser and he would have to use his hand instead

by david jizziman esq August 15, 2007

stoned without a smoke

It is a phrase which means you feel stoned without the bodily harm of the drugs.

Guy: Dude! I feel stoned without a smoke!
Friend: Dude! So do I!

by Jared Peterson April 28, 2008

people without phones

People who are too poor to be part of the other 99.99% of the USA that have cellphones.

Okay Class, who here has a phone.
*everyone raises hands besides you*
YOU DONT HAVE A PHONE?!?!?! LLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-This is an example of people without phones

by Batman33333 December 2, 2013

donald trump without the trunk

orange like donald trump but there is no trunk.

annoying orange is like donald trump without the trunk

by Garth201020 November 11, 2020

Fat Without A Cause

*takes on bimbo accent* Oh. My. Gawd, it is sooooo lyk tha sickest song eva!!!

Haha, mk seriously, some random song that a coupple of very bored teenagers made up making fun of fat ppl and all their excuses as to why they're fat.

She says she has some weired disease
He says he's allergic to cheese
She says it's just her family way
He says a growing boy needs a hamburger a day

Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!

by baby_in_black December 28, 2005

Flying without a liscense

Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.

Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

peasants without ponies

a band. an amazing band. their music is as yet undefined. but it truly is mind blowing.

i listened to some "peasants without ponies" last night. jeez it was good.

by peasantwithoutpony December 12, 2008