cap the well

To finish one's drink

Jeff, you ready to head to the next bar?

One minute, let me cap the well.

by plusplus July 23, 2010

Wellness Wednesday

The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!

Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!

by cmb009 October 15, 2010

Riley Wells

If you find a Riley don't ever let him go. He is the approximate definition of amazing and will do anything and everything to make the world a better place, person by person and one smile at a time. He changes the temperature of each room he walks into with his presence and melt your heart with a glance from those mesmeric blue eyes. His smile is contagious and his hugs are a miracle. You will never find anyone as compassionate and considerate and he will not hesitate to remind you every day how much he appreciates you. You know you've done something damn right in the world if you're standing within 5ft of Riley, and never forget to appreciate the blessing of getting to laugh with him. He is goofy and sweet, and little does he know but he is highly intelligent. He is the best serious boyfriend ever.. and you'll never get tired of laughing at him as he dances around with shaving cream on his face in the middle of a Skype call ;)

Patricia: "Hey mags, who's that?"
Maggie: "Oh, THAT'S Riley Wells.. I'm highly fond of him."
Patricia: "Oh.. Why is he dancing?"
Maggie: "No one knows :)"

by NotAMaggie May 31, 2019

Well, Congratulations

what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.

"Well, Congratulations! Thats lovely news!"

by Krkič February 14, 2019

Wells, Nevada

If you blink you'll miss it.

It's like a shooting star. Wells, Nevada goes by that fast.

by Al4sum December 30, 2009

Fake well

It’s when a stupid ass person buys a fake well it looks like a well but have no fucking water in it

“Yo did u hear Rachel punches that fake well”

“Why did she do that”

“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”

by Bdsmbaby March 11, 2019

Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.

“Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells

by Tenstars June 4, 2023