wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020

mr weekes

an absolute mad lad teacher from st barts who is cooler than the gods them selves

Tom: dam mr weekes lookin fresh
Oskar: oh yea

by Disciple of weekes September 28, 2020

Koala Bear Weekend

Koala Bear's sleep up to 22 ours a day. So a Koala Bear Weekend is one spent mostly sleeping.

What are you doing this Saturday?

Koala Bear Weekend, Don't call me until at least 10pm.

by SarnXero March 29, 2010

Puerto Rican Weekend

Calling in sick Friday, and the following Monday.

"I'm firing Enrique for taking too many Puerto Rican Weekends."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

weejer

the nick name of a four foot penis

ron jermey's penis's nick name is weejer

by das weadge August 10, 2009

Weekend swing-ethon

Swingers who throw a weekend party twice a year dedicated to sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

My wife and I had a hot weekend at the swingers Weekend swing-ethone party last week. It was held at the lavish 101-swing-club in Beverly Hills.

by DW007 September 15, 2012

Weene

Someone who often has orgasms while reading poetry.

There was a weene having an orgasm.

by AppleKermit January 14, 2019