A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017
Get the Water The Fernsmug. Water sports. When two partners, male or female, line up beside a third mate, and unleash their warm golden showers upon them in an arch like spray. Similar to that of a water salute given to a departing plane on a runway.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2016
Get the Water Salutemug. When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.
by thetacoking October 28, 2013
Get the water tacomug. by Increased amount of gae February 7, 2019
Get the Boiling Watermug. When during the act of love-making the male or female urinates, ejecting the penis from the vaginal cavity.
by nosaj-enitsirhc January 2, 2010
Get the water bouncemug. by TGKF March 27, 2003
Get the watermug. Water contained in an open pit mine or quarry. Often causes the destruction of an aquifer by the uncontrolled infiltration of groundwater into the mining pit, or quarry.
The "North Troy" quarry near Mill Creek, Oklahoma contains pit water, and is a waste of an otherwise valuable resource.
by Asa Oklahoma December 8, 2010
Get the Pit Watermug.