the act of washing your genitals in the sink before having relations with a special friend.
the act professinal persons aka ladys of the night will ask you to perform pre coutus
the act professinal persons aka ladys of the night will ask you to perform pre coutus
guy 1: my girlfriend made me have a cheeky sink wash before we got started.
guy 2: standard mate. id make you have one to
guy 2: standard mate. id make you have one to
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A sexual act between a male and a female.
This act begins with the female giving a hearty blowjob to the male. Once the blowjob is complete, the male ejaculates into the female's mouth. Instantly after the aforementioned ejaculation, the male also urinates into the females mouth hole. This maneuver is best done when the male is slightly dehydrated, as to make his urine more of a yellowish hue.
After the semen and urine are in the female's mouth, she keeps her lips around the male's penis and proceeds to slosh and motorboat the mixture around the males penis. Resulting in a feeling that can only be compared with sticking your penis in a warm bowl of marshmallow cream.
This act begins with the female giving a hearty blowjob to the male. Once the blowjob is complete, the male ejaculates into the female's mouth. Instantly after the aforementioned ejaculation, the male also urinates into the females mouth hole. This maneuver is best done when the male is slightly dehydrated, as to make his urine more of a yellowish hue.
After the semen and urine are in the female's mouth, she keeps her lips around the male's penis and proceeds to slosh and motorboat the mixture around the males penis. Resulting in a feeling that can only be compared with sticking your penis in a warm bowl of marshmallow cream.
Guy 1: Dude! last night I got my girlfriend to give me another mustard wash!
Guy 2: You seriously need to pee before you get head next time.
Guy 2: You seriously need to pee before you get head next time.
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Shortly before taking a girl into the car park for a good seeing to Jeremy went to the toilets for a Gentleman's Wash.
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Get the Naked car wash mug.Often seen in large, populated crowds of people, it is done by finding a random female, forcing her bent over, and inserting all of your dirty laundry right into her asshole. This is shortly followed by using Downy as lube to fuck her senseless, punch her in the face, and whispering into her ear "Rinse Cycle, Start" Finish up by corking the now ripped apart asshole with a vibrator.
Done often when in a rush to get poon and laundry done at the same time.
Done often when in a rush to get poon and laundry done at the same time.
Ben: Yo, I've been digging Cindy Kim, but I cant ask her out, cause I'm busy with laundry tonight.
Dean: Nah man, just take your dirty clothes and machine wash
Dean: Nah man, just take your dirty clothes and machine wash
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Offically titled 'Stone-washed' of 'Acid-washed' jeans, they looked like someone had quite literally 'pissed' on your jeans.
The first recorded usage of this term is by David Garbett and John White in Auckland, New Zealand and they are in the process of copywriting the term.
Offically titled 'Stone-washed' of 'Acid-washed' jeans, they looked like someone had quite literally 'pissed' on your jeans.
The first recorded usage of this term is by David Garbett and John White in Auckland, New Zealand and they are in the process of copywriting the term.
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