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Voltage

Mountain Dew's weight gainer drink that was cunningly disguised as a delicious blue soda which they happened to release sometime during bathingsuit season 2008. the name Voltage was derived from the fact that they jampacked the calories of 6 sodas into 1 can of soda...Voltage will make you very fat, very fast.
Q: does this Voltage make my ass look fat?

A: yes. very.
by thumbass January 20, 2009
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volcano

an act in which, when a fart is coming on, the asshole is elevated into the air either by situating one's self on all fours with shoulders to the floor or by lying on one's shoulders with knees to the ears, causing the asshole to open and remain so. once this state has been achieved, air can be repeatedly sucked in and blasted out, causing a signature sound that is difficult to replicate by other means.
I felt a massive fart coming on and was able to volcano for five minutes straight.
by d-lo-z December 12, 2007
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Volcano

-3/4 glass of sprite or 7up
-1 to 1.5 shots of vodka
-1/4 to 1/2 scoop of 'fruit punch' poweraid powder (amount dependent on cup size)

1) Pour sprite/vodka mixture into a glass or pitcher (if making multiple volcanos) 2) place powder into drinking glass 3) rapidly pour sprite/vodka mixture into drinking glass with powder

Once the sprite/vodka mixes with the powder the drink turns red and starts to fizz out of the glass, something of an eruption takes place. Yell VOLCCCCAAAANNNOOOOO!!! when the eruption begins. VERY messy drink to make.
Your at a house party and your tired of beer and shots.

You set up 10 glasses of volvanos gather everyone around and set off the fireworks. Instant party classic.

Got to love the volcano.
by Ravi-God December 27, 2007
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mars volta

The gnarliest band to hit the music scene since 'at the drive in.' The mars volta consist of two amazing men "cedric Bixler zavala" - Vocals and "Omar Alfredo Rodriguez Lopez" - Guitar. There is a slue of other random band members that fill in the rest of the music but Cedric and Omar are the main gnarlers. Although they are considered "un-tasteful" They still kick ass and open a new genre of music. Just try to play some of the mars volta on guitar or to grow hair like theirs. The mars volta , despite what critics say, are the most talented and original band at this time.
Dude 1:Have you heard any of the mars voltas songs?
Dude 2: Yeah only when i dream.
by motagne de lion July 20, 2008
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mini-volcano

when a pimple/zit is popped just before or during a social event, and blood begins to seep out soon after. This person will be completely unaware of their mini-volcano, but it can easily be noticed by others. A kind friend will point this out to help his buddy avoid embarrassment.
teen with mini-volcano: hey todd, when does class begin?

todd(buddy): in 10 minutes, but you may wanna take care of that mini-volcano.
by ispeaktruth99 June 7, 2009
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volcanic

it's from Pretty in Pink. Duckie says something like, 'Andy, may i say thats a volcanic ensemble' and she says volcanic?' and ducky says "ya know, hot, dangerous"
by Aosam October 28, 2003
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volrathy

Volrathy
/volrathy/ Show Spelled Pronunciation vol-rathy Show IPA noun
–noun
1. an annoying cunt.
2. stupid.
3. a person that deserves a smack over the head.
1: Man, that guy is volrathy.
2: Man, that guy is volrathy.
3: Man, that guy is volrathy.
by Jenny1238 August 23, 2009
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