VERTIGO

An ailment my father often suffers from on Thanksgiving after a crapload of undercooked turkey. Also, a song that makes me grudgingly admit that Bono is indeed a sexy, sexy man. In addition, VERTIGOs are delightfully sassy, yet at the same time act very mature for their very young age. For this reason, VERTIGOs would make very good decoys for the Dateline special "To Catch a Predator."

I've been dizzy and feeling delightfully intoxicated. Damn you, VERTIGO!

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

vertigo

Gangsta lingo for getting hit in the head with a mini-golf club at Boomers

"oh shit, that nigga got that vertigo"

by Scott Unger December 14, 2008

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

vertidone

A sexual position in which the man holds the woman upside down in a vertical position where the woman is performing a handstand. The man inserts his penis inside of the woman's vagina and begins to have sex with her. This process is intended to continue until the man comes.
(Vur-tee-dun)

*My spouse and I performed a vertidone last night.

*My wife broke her neck last night during our vertidone, when I dropped her on her neck.

by Eenis September 20, 2007

Verticornicus

Makes your peepee disappear

The swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear.

by UVioletPilot September 14, 2018

Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

Vermillion

A song by Mercury Rev, on the album "The Secret Migration".

Vermillion is a nice song.

by Japih June 30, 2005