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The gap between a womans TWAT and SHITTER. The female equivelent of the BARSE. NO MANS LAND.
I licked her TWITTER.
by Edddiee P February 18, 2009
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Twitter Quitter

An Individual who has failed to uphold his or her commitment, understanding, and participation in the widely known messaging service that works over multiple networks and devices, also known as Twitter. He or she, at best, has made an unsubstantial effort to become a team player in the nations fastest growing sensation.
Ronaldo: "Hey man did you see my tweet last night?"

Hamilton: "Umm, I actually... deleted my twitter account 3 nights ago... so um..."

Ronaldo: "So you're telling me you're a Twitter Quitter..."

Hamilton: "Well see what happened was....."

**INSERT EXTREMELY RAMBUNCTIOUS CUT-OFF HERE***

Ronaldo: "I want you out of the house by Sunday morning.....goodnight."
by iWhipple May 5, 2009
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Twitter Rehab

The act of attempting to decease yourself being a twitterholic (tweets more then 20 times per day). Usually fails.
Person 1: Hey, I see you haven't updated your twitter in the last five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm in twitter rehab."
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Twitter Whore

1. One who tweets every couple seconds and retweets everything that they see.
2. One who constantly subtweets and retweets everything about their current situation/problem.
3. One who follows many accounts about relationships, sex, love, etc. and retweets most of what they say. Most of the time, these people are not in relationships and aren't even having sex.
4. One whose tweets are two-faced.
1. @StupidBitch: "I can't believe how good this bagel is!!! #yumsinmytums". @StupidBitch: "I WANT ANOTHER ONE!!! #pt #allgone" @StupidBitch retweeted "I saw a butterfly today. It reminded me of my ex-boyfriend. I cried for like 3 hours."
2. @StupidBitch: "How dare you treat me like this?!? I don't see what I did wrong". @StupidBitch retweeted "I want to text you and ask what I honestly did wrong. But I know I didn't do anything"
3. @StupidBitch retweeted Sexology's tweet: "Sex would be perfect right now". @StupidBitch retweeted LoveQuotes' tweet: "You don't know how much it hurts when you ignore me". @StupidBitch retweeted Relationships' tweet: "i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one".
4. @StupidBitch: "i dont understnad how people can listen to rap and hip hop. Country is where its at #lukebryan" @StupidBitch: "I can make your bed rock. #youngmoney".
NOTE: All of the previous examples were actual tweets found on Twitter in my news feed from many different Twitter Whore (s). There are actual people doing these acts and saying this horseshit. Just let that sink in for a second.
by Mellow Mick January 5, 2014
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Twitter language

The most cringe and weird language. Makes you feel pain inside. Usually consists of: SKHSKSHSKSHDK - STAN DREAM *insert awful fan cam* - stay mad 😘 - YAASS - twitter do your thang
Twitter user #1: OMG I JUST MINED COAL IN MINECRAFT AHHHH
Twitter user #2: YOUR SUCH A QUEEN OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Normal Person #1: why am I feeling pain inside?
Normal Person #2: they’re speaking twitter language, you get use to it unfortunately.
by SuperGoat636 April 7, 2021
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Deep Web Twitter

The deep web version of Twitter. If you are not into child pornography, don't ever in your life go there. Following someone on that site, most probably, leads to you to some disturbing scat child porn or rape. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to end up in prison.
I went to Deep Web Twitter... I made a huge mistake.
by thatGu December 30, 2014
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Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter
James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.
by Coostis April 17, 2011
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