tweetbooking

Updating every single thing you do throughout the day via Facebook, instead of using Twitter.

"I get so sick of logging on to Facebook, only to read tweetbookings of how Jennifer 'loves her new tampons', or John's rant about the local grocery store 'never stocking Magnum-sized condoms'. These people need Twitter."

by JoeStep November 15, 2009

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.

I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..

by vivavic vegas March 13, 2011

Tweet Leech

A person who parasitically latches on to a celebrity tweeter, incessantly retweeting and tagging them to draw popularity in a manner similar to that of a leech drawing blood.

Person A: MattandDavid tagged me in a tweet, and now I have 1263 followers!

Person B: How comes?

Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.

Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.

by bk-kaboom April 13, 2011

Snail tweet

A conventional postcard. As with Twitter, there is limited space for conveying the message.

You should see the snail tweet I got from Mary, while she was over in New Zealand. The scenery is gorgeous. She says she doesn't want to come home.

by cwhaley April 24, 2009

Chain Tweeter

Someone who is addicted to twittering and cannot stop. They update they're staus at least 10 times an hour if not more.

Bob: Look at all of Lily813's tweets, she has so many and she's only been on Twitter a month
Alexandra: I know she's a chain tweeter

by Charles the 13th June 2, 2009

pillow tweet

pillow tweets are tweets sent while in bed (late at night before bed or early morning before waking up). serious tweeters (see pillow hog) may pillow tweet for up to an hour before getting out of bed or going to sleep.

my girl was pillow tweeting all night and i didn't get any.

by pillowhog July 14, 2010

Yam teets

Specifically long skinny dangling breasts that have had the perky youth sucked out of them as well as not likely ever been cupped by a bra nor ever been surgically enhanced.

He had penchant for yam teets due to the fact that in his youth the only naked pictures he had access to were in National Geographic.

by Carranca March 19, 2011