The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.
I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.
by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009
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I got a turtlehead and it just burped.
Walking into someone's office letting one rip then yelling turtle burp as you walk away!!!
Walking into someone's office letting one rip then yelling turtle burp as you walk away!!!
by Jamie Bailey February 22, 2008
Get the Turtle Burp mug.A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.
by zeiek June 27, 2005
Get the albino turtle mug.a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.
Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.
by CLynn February 11, 2009
Get the Turtle story mug.the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.
by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004
Get the ninja turtle mug.The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.
"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."
"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."
"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."
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