Turdle

A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.

Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Turdle

A game where you post a picture of your morning shit, and people get 6 attempts to guess what you ate for dinner last night.

There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.

Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.

Rob: How did you go with today's Turdle?

Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.

by Pervin Mervin February 15, 2022

Turdle

When you are playing Wordle while taking a shit

Tom's away from his desk but just shared his Wordle score on Facebook

He must be playing Turdle

by gruffi February 26, 2022

Tuddlu's

Caricias with love while you sleep with someone you love

I do tuddlu's to my partner while we are in bed

by Not_real_man March 14, 2022

tiddle

a combination of a tad and a little - a small amount of any given thing

person one: was your boyfriend wearing footie pajamas to school today?

person two: yes, I was a tiddle embarrassed…

by camrender May 26, 2022

tiddle

noun: a mix of a tad and a little; a small amount of a given thing

girl one: hey was your boyfriend wearing pajamas in school today?

girl two: yeah… i was a tiddle embarrassed…

by camrender May 26, 2022

Turdleing

When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.

See also: penciling.

Is there a porta potty? I don't care it's disgusting, I'm turdleing here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022