TriggerPissed

when you're triggered and pissed at the same time and dont know what to say

im so TRIGGERPISSED right now

by Addie-madison!!34 May 29, 2018

Satan's Trident

When a man goes to urinate in a toilet, and rather than urinating into the toilet bowl, the stream is split into 3 separate streams, making it impossible to aim. The end result is urine everywhere and much cleaning up to do

Only once have I ever had the legendary experience of Satan's Trident, and I had to quickly jump into the shower so I didn't cover the floor with piss.

by Note-To-Self February 28, 2018

Trigger

nickname of Willie Nelson's Martin N-20 Classical guitar, In 1969, Nelson purchased the guitar unseen for $750 in Nashville fom "Shot" Jackson and named it after Roy Rogers' horse "Trigger". The next year Nelson rescued the guitar from his burning ranch & moved back to Texas

For more than 40 years Willie Nelson has been playing a Martin N-20 nylon-string acoustic guitar he named Trigger.

by biogeorge December 6, 2012

Trigger Treating

Going door to door, usually on Halloween, threatening people with a weapon (usually a gun) because you're too ghetto to wear a costume. Can be for candy or money.

You know she be Trigger Treating like a mother!

by Darth Nerdgasm June 22, 2011

trigger time

1. Expression used to denote how much time an individual has spent firing their weapon.

2. Also used to describe the time a man spends firing his gun in female cavities. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this ones for fun.

Gun = dick

Rifle = weapon for the killing of animals, foes, people, or just for fun.

"One of the odd things about the Army is how little actual trigger time you get. You carry your weapon around a lot, but aside from periodic qualifications or occasions where it gets entirely too exciting you don’t shoot very much."

"Yo, I wuz gettin' some major trigger time with your ex last week."

by MuhFuh June 15, 2006

Trigger Fatty

One who has fat fingers therefore restricting one from using a gun.

"You wait untill I loose 5 pounds and youz a dead mother fucker!"

"Look at this punk, to trigger fatty to pull the trigger.. fat bitch!"

by Jack (I'm not a ripper) June 28, 2009

Trigger Finger

when someone send text, tweet or make a post online (offensive) too fast without thinking.

Billy has trigger fingers. Have you seen his tweets lately?

by hotbarbeque October 18, 2017