tristan

hes someone that i will love forever

hes laugh is so weird but i love it everything about him i love everyone gets the wrong image about him thinking hes a gangsta or scary but in reality hes a simp loving caring and allover amazing hes also a asshole sometimes. he left me because of what pepole would think im still trying to get over him3 months later still love him to peices tho<3

friend: tristan is so scary omg
me: why would u say that hes actually a really good guy so stop judging him ffs

by thepinkjellybean September 12, 2021

tristan

tristan is a guy with a big ass dick and is insane in bed

girl 1: have u seen tristans sex tape

girl 2: OMG yes i want him to rail me so bad

by gygyQDGEYUf September 22, 2021

tristan

the nicest, prettiest, funniest, guy i know he’s a one and only person

omg he’s a tristan

by mommymilkers1111 October 15, 2021

Tristan

Some big sexy thiccc 250lb fat bitch

Guy1 have you seen Tristan?

Guy2 yea he’s gotta be 250 lb at least

Guy3 yea tristans big and sexy

by Deeeeeeeeez nutttttttzzzzzzzz November 3, 2021

Tristan

His phone's playing chinatown!

Tristan: MY FUCKING PHONE IS PLAYING CHINATOWN! SPOTIFY ISN'T EVEN OPEN!

by tristan? November 6, 2021

Tristan

The worst fisherman when it comes to fishing.

Hey look a at that fish Tristan didn't catch

by CouchPotatoSL November 20, 2021

Tristan

The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion

Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say

by FPLM November 20, 2021