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The Torture years

When a new born baby is born this is the worst time of he or she life. You say it when you don’t know if it’s a he or she. Not they because it implies more than one. Where the baby can’t really get around or talk or watch tv or eat any good food or do anything. And be bored to death and it’s so miserable all you can do is cry all the time , starve to death and shit and piss on your self.
The torture years is so traumatizing for some people they forget the most horrible time of their life and can’t remember it.
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cock and ball torture

to get your balls destroyed by someone in high heels, sexually and purposefully
i love whenever my 6'8 goth mommy puts me through cock and ball torture with her high heels
by anonymous February 13, 2024
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I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.
I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.
by WBAP December 12, 2021
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Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.
Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."
by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025
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Gummy Bear Torture

Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.

The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing

•cutting

•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting

This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.
Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?
by SpongyRavioli October 4, 2020
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Torture

Have you seen Paige's TikTok page?!?!?

Please no, ive already been tortured enough
by Your Pseudonym 69420 August 1, 2020
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