by oof monster December 14, 2017
Get the seraphina torres mug.To be invited to an event, and commit to go but at the last second decide to not go out of pure laziness. Similar to flaking, but worse.
Lying and saying you're almost at point B when never have left Point A.
Making extreme excuses to not be at fault for not going with your commitment.
a.k.a Max level of Flaking/Fronting
Lying and saying you're almost at point B when never have left Point A.
Making extreme excuses to not be at fault for not going with your commitment.
a.k.a Max level of Flaking/Fronting
Hey Jake are you coming over for the party tonight? It's going to be great.
- Yeah man Ill be over there in an hour.
Jake never shows up.
Jake! Where are you !?
- Sorry girlfriend needed me because something came up
Torres'd
- Yeah man Ill be over there in an hour.
Jake never shows up.
Jake! Where are you !?
- Sorry girlfriend needed me because something came up
Torres'd
by Superman1992 October 6, 2012
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A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
by DrDiequick December 4, 2006
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Get the Tored mug.Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.
by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005
Get the Brown Torpedo mug.1.) Get to large norwegian woman named Olga.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.
by MrNorwegianTorpedoTossback<3 May 10, 2011
Get the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback mug.A downpour of whinges so massive it can destroy entire cities or if focussed from one person an entire household.
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